Catholic commie scare under control.

This makes me feel much safer.

Seriously, what year do they think it is?

"One F.B.I. document indicates that agents in Indianapolis planned to conduct surveillance as part of a "Vegan Community Project." Another document talks of the Catholic Workers group's "semi-communistic ideology." A third indicates the bureau's interest in determining the location of a protest over llama fur planned by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."

Semi-communistic ideology? That's grounds for surveillance? Really?

I bet the commies have some sort of link to Al-Queda. They have to. I knew it all along. This whole time--it's been some sort of a communist plot! Here, we thought the communist threat was over with the fall of the Soviet Union...those tricky commie bastards. Nothing gets past our FBI, John Ashcroft, and George W. Bush, though.