July 5th should also be a national holiday,

so we can all recover from celebrating so ferociously our independence. A truly amazing weekend here in the birthplace of our nation. To sum up:

Live 8:
Highlights: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. Linkin Park & Jay Z. Jack Daniels. Stevie Wonder. Pink Fucking Floyd. I just watched their set. Breathtaking.

War of the Worlds:
Save your money. It sucks. I'm tempted to post about the extremely lame ending, but out of repsect for the suckers that will go see it despite my warning, will restrain myself. But, seriously; it was a POINTLESS film to make and to see.

Philadelphia Freedom Concert:

• What is the deal with Philly's adoration of Patti Labelle?

• Sir Elton rocked the parkway, and for my money, delivered the best performance of the weekend. Rocket Man.

• Best.Fireworks.Ever.